★ OFFICIAL PARTY PLATFORM ★
DUMOCRATS
dumb + Democrats. the official memecoin of the party that keeps losing — in a landslide. drop the E, add the U. it spells itself.
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awaiting the official count. (the runoff was definitely not rigged.)
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★ THE ORIGIN ★
HOW TO SPELL DUMOCRAT
THE PRESIDENTIAL SPELLING LESSON
↓ drop the E… add the U ↓
“you take ‘Democrat,’ you drop the E — because dumb has a silent B — and you put in a U. now it says what it means.” the man has a point.
“Dumocrat” started as a presidential nickname — Trump’s wordplay jab at the Democratic Party. Take “Democrat,” drop the silent-B logic onto the E, and you land on the only spelling that’s ever been honest.
It went viral the day a sitting Dumocrat got bounced in a primary landslide. The internet did what the internet does. Now it’s a coin — because if the party is going to be a joke, the joke might as well print.
“Congratulations to the Dumocrat Party! One of the most mentally deficient Congressmen in the history of our Country has lost — in a landslide. I will miss the cane-waving.”— paraphrased from the post that started the meta
/ classification: SATIRE / clearance: EVERYONE / IQ requirement: NONE /
★ RATIFIED BY THE DUMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE ★
THE PLATFORM
six planks. zero economists were consulted.
★ STRAIGHT FROM THE FEED ★
THE EVIDENCE
we didn’t write the bit. they did. we just minted it.
“The Dumocrats don’t want to allow FISHING. Fighting us in Court. Bad for the environment. Amazing! President DJT”
“you take Democrat, you drop the E, because dumb has a silent B, and you add a U. now it spells what it always meant.”
“Free healthcare, free college, free housing — just like before. Why is everyone still poor? Nobody knows. The plan is perfect.”
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THE ARSENAL
the official dumocrat meme stockpile. download, post, repeat. campaigns are won in the replies.
━━━ FINAL TRANSMISSION ━━━▌
THE PARTY OF DUMB.
NOW A COIN.
they dropped the ball. we dropped the E. one of these moves was on purpose. ape responsibly, comrade — or don’t, that’s very on-brand.